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ed-free-maggie: everything about this is amazing.

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ed-free-maggie:

everything about this is amazing.

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"Suicide doesn’t end the pain. It just gives it to someone else"

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:53:45 +0200

“Suicide doesn’t end the pain. It just gives it to someone else”

- (via br0kenshad0ws)

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jagkbarakitten: alexgaskarthsbuttblog: Alex Gaskarth i’ll...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:50:18 +0200

jagkbarakitten:

alexgaskarthsbuttblog:

Alex Gaskarth

i’ll give you a blowjob that’s what i’ll give to you

That’s it. Sick of talking about my problems, I’m just bottling it all up now cause...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:47:14 +0200

That’s it. Sick of talking about my problems, I’m just bottling it all up now cause I’m sick of looking like this weak pathetic idiot who’s crying all the time. I’m sick of myself so I dread to think how many people are sick of me as well. I’d probably have a lot more friends if I had never started talking about my problems so that’s it. I’m not losing anyone else. As soon as I can get into the doctors and get these anti-depressants, the better I’ll be so Monday needs to hurry the fuck up!

occasional-drinker: ch0anoflagellate: juggahnaut: coralblue-nu...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:43:41 +0200

occasional-drinker:

ch0anoflagellate:

juggahnaut:

coralblue-number3:

joeywaggoner:

riddlemeroxy:

kiraelric:

ilikethatbandbye:

Reblog if you know where this was from.

Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.

EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from

Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.

If you’re over the age of 14 you should know

SO, ONCE AGAIN

THE DAY

IS SAVED

THANKS TO…

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia

it’s in queensland it’s a hole

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“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:25 +0200

“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry

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chimaeraheart: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:05:33 +0200

chimaeraheart:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Mothers know all.